A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
of course I am a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.

My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!

Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”

The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

If u like my SMS,
it means I’m smart

If you save,
U agree I’m smart

If u forward,
U spread that I’m smart

&

If u delete,
u r jealous, because I’m smart.

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******THE END******

You have just watched my new film
“Taare mobile per”

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There�s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.