Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart…!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart…!
So please keep my active Heart…!
Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart…!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart…!
So please keep my active Heart…!
In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.
A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”
Tring Tring..
Inbox kholo
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo
Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,
Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.
It’s a magic:-
1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye “Thanda pani”
usay
“garam” ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p
Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!
Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !
Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!
Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab
Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p
Explain the word “Automatically”
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nahin pata?
OK ok I will explain
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
“Auto_me_takli”
1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,
One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys
Beleive this lie, it’s really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.
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