Funpages http://www.mobile-greetings.com Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:43:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6090 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6090#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:23:55 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6090 I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

]]> http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?feed=rss2&p=6090 0 The length & breadth & height of you http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6086 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6086#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:23:23 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6086 The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

]]> http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?feed=rss2&p=6086 0 Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?” http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6084 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6084#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:22:55 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6084 Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

]]> http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?feed=rss2&p=6084 0 Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6082 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6082#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:22:36 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6082 Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song:
“O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.”

]]> http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?feed=rss2&p=6082 0 How do u fit 30 indians http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6080 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6080#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:21:55 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6080 How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?

Throw a 100 rupee note inside

]]> http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?feed=rss2&p=6080 0 Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6078 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6078#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:21:33 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6078 Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

]]> http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?feed=rss2&p=6078 0 Don’t take ur troubles to bed http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6076 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6076#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:21:06 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6076 Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)

]]> http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?feed=rss2&p=6076 0 Have you caught the thief http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6074 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6074#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:20:34 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6074 Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

]]> http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?feed=rss2&p=6074 0 Have a Great Sunday http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6072 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6072#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:20:12 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6072 Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

]]> http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?feed=rss2&p=6072 0 By face how do i look? http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6070 http://www.mobile-greetings.com/?p=6070#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:19:45 +0000 admin http://localhost/funpages/?p=6070 By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

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