I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song:
“O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.”

How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?

Throw a 100 rupee note inside

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD..

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!